Corrupt-a-Wish

[FuryDance]

Granted, but now there's a blizzard and everything's frozen over.

I wish I had telekinetic powers.

[Deleted]

Granted, but a ghost arrives because of it and haunts you for the rest of your life.

I wish I was normal.

[FuryDance]

Granted, but you become so normal no one can relate to you anymore. Sorry.

I wish I had a glass of water.

[Deleted]

Granted, but unbeknownst to you, it is sewer water.

I wish I had a million dollars!

[Midnight[x]Traitor]

Granted! But then your million dollars are in pennies and you have no way to make it into anything else besides pennies. SO MANY PENNIES.

I wish my hair was more red.

[FuryDance]

Granted! But oh no! The chemicals to change your hair red were so harsh that now your hair's fallen out! Least it's still red.

I wish it was easier to get out of bed in the morning.

[Midnight[x]Traitor]

Granted! But it's easy to get out of bed because your bed is on fire time to get up or else BURN!

I wish I had more time to do homework :/

[FuryDance]

Granted! Too bad you're doing your homework in a prison cell. Which teacher did you anger?

I wish I had a telescope.

[Midnight[x]Traitor]

Granted! But then you spot an alien spaceship. You try to tell someone, but everyone thinks your completely out of your mind. Your parents are worried for you!

I wish my parents would get off my back about "getting more involved" in college -__-

[Dusty the Small]

Granted, but then they stop bothering at all and you start to miss it.

I wish the art building had better air conditioning and heating systems.