Corrupt-a-Wish

[Dusty the Small]

Right! So the object of this game is to take the wish of the person above and grant it, but with a horrible twist. For example:

Person 1: I wish my wifi would work.

Person 2: Wish granted, but now every device on the wifi breaks immediately. I wish my favorite movie was on tv.

Person 3: Wish granted, but it's only available in Portuguese. I wish...

And so on.

I'll get this started!

I wish I could get more sleep.

[Midnight[x]Traitor]

You get to sleep, but your dreams are riddled with nightmares.

I wish I had a real dragon!

[Dusty the Small]

Wish granted, but it constantly burps fire all over your stuff.

I wish I knew how to swordfight.

[Midnight[x]Traitor]

You learn to sword fight, but accidentally trip and fall on your new sword! Ouch ;__;

I wish I had unlimited milk chocolate, and didn't get fat from it.

[Dusty the Small]

Granted, but you suddenly become lactose intolerant.

I wish the werewolves on Supernatural looked cooler :/

[Midnight[x]Traitor]

They do but they did it in a new Supernatural spinoff that is just.... awful. Like you can't even stomach trying to watch it. But for some reason the world loves it and you can't figure out why.

I wish that I could write a successful book.

[Dusty the Small]

_{Oh I wish that too}

Granted, but they make it into a movie and it's just awful. Like, worse than the Supernatural spinoff.

I wish I could animate.

[Midnight[x]Traitor]

Granted! You can draw some of the most beautiful animation, but then it comes to life and tries to kill you.

I wish I could pass my exams without having to study

[Dusty the Small]

Granted, but right after your exam you forget ALL the information you learned.

I wish I could get all the games I want for free.

[Deleted]

Granted but then you are arrested for stealing all of the games in a video store.

I wish I could find true love.

[Dusty the Small]

Granted, but you find it in two people and get caught in a love triangle.

I wish my room would clean itself.

[Deleted]

Granted but all your belongings suddenly disappear into an abyss; including your bed, pillows, blankets, clothes, snacks, tv, video games, and computer. You are left with a completely empty, but CLEAN, room.

I wish my cat would live for a 100 years.

[Dusty the Small]

Granted, but you live a regular human lifespan, leaving your cat to grow old and feral.

I wish I could stay young forever,

[Deleted]

Granted but you are permanently stuck at the age of one week old.

I wish I owned willy wonka's chocolate factory.

[Dusty the Small]

Granted but the oompa loompas refuse to recognize you as their new boss and turn violent.

I wish the weather here wasn't so humid.